GIRL FACTS

Women are a mystery to most men. Luckily, Miss Wingman has the inside track on how our minds work. In this new recurring feature, I pull back the curtain on some of our more confounding quirks.

Girl Fact: We know within the first ten minutes whether or not we’d sleep with you.

Girl Fact: Our bras and underwear don’t always match. In fact, they rarely do.

Girl Fact: Our friends read the text messages you send us – especially if we haven’t defined the relationship status yet.

Girl Fact: We own so many shoes because they’re the one thing that always fits, no matter our weight.

Girl Fact: The quickest way to make us mad is to tell us to “relax.” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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9 thoughts on “GIRL FACTS

  1. I had a boyfriend once who knew, “just relax” was the easiest way to annoying me!!! He did it all the time, this is true boys….Please avoid it, even if it is just a joke!

  2. This is just not true. No girl has ever wanted to sleep with me in the first ten minutes. I’ve worn them down with just being persistent.

  3. To add to some of the comments…I have to slightly disagree with “We know within the first ten minutes whether or not we’d sleep with you.” Although women may make a mental note within 10 minutes, it doesn’t always stick. I have seen on too many occassions the male that NEVER quits and ends up getting his filling at the end of the night…or in the wee hours of the morning. Throw out enough charisma and consistency and many women will open up (literally). Just noting what I’ve observed by others ;)

  4. I’ve gotten in WAY more trouble for “you’re overreacting” (even when I’m 1000000% right).

  5. As a woman of the world, please let me point out the following:

    “Girl Fact: We know within the first ten minutes whether or not we’d sleep with you.”

    Guy Fact: Men know within the first 0.5 seconds whether or not they would sleep with US.

    And that is not an exaggeration.

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