New season, new crop of Girl Facts for your reading enjoyment. And if you’ve never been schooled before, perhaps a refresher wouldn’t hurt.

Girl Fact: We love breaking out the miniskirts and sundresses as much as you love seeing them for the first time all season. Hell yeah, springtime.

Girl Fact: Unless we actually play golf, we don’t like watching golf on TV. I don’t care how amusing Bubba Watson is, most women view watching golf like watching paint dry.

Girl Fact: Where we sit in a restaurant, what car we step onto in the subway, etc. are decisions often dictated by the concentration of good-looking guys in that proximity. (Especially on the overcrowded 6 train. Hey, they don’t call them “crushes” for nothing).

Girl Fact: We listen to the way you introduce us to significant people in your life. Please choose your words wisely.

Girl Fact: It’s really important to us that your best friend and your pet like us. Winning their approval should be almost as important as winning you over, if we’re serious about you.

Girl Fact: Many of us have no feminine issues at all…but we know that the mere mention of them will be an airtight excuse that you guys will be too horrified to question.

Girl Fact: We love when you make as much eye contact with us as possible (but not in a Steve Martin, “Baby Mama” kind of way).

Girl Fact: We know we really like you when something small, like making dinner together or taking a walk with you is all we need to enjoy your company. The best relationships are easy.

Girl Fact: We know if you check out other women in our presence. Even if it’s not a full-scale head turn, we notice. Every time.THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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Girl Fact: We have underwear that serve specific functions. Like the I’m-Doing-Laundry-And-These-Are-From-Before-Christ pair we throw on in the meantime, the Comfy-And-Won’t-Give-Me-A-Wedgie pair we wear when we’re out of commission, and the Really-Uncomfy-But-I-Don’t-Care-I-Look-Hot-In-Them pair we wear when we think we might be bringing a guy home. Those are not to be confused with the Don’t-judge-me-for-buying-something-so-slutty pair that every girl owns. True story.

Girl Fact: We all secretly hate Blake Lively.

Girl Fact: Sometimes girls who say they like sports go to bars to “watch the game.” How can you tell if she’s an impostor? Block the screen and ask her what the score is, what number the star player’s jersey is or what color each team is wearing. Chances are she can’t tell you.

Girl Fact: We have a favorite amongst your friends, we also know which one we think is the hottest, and we’ll probably never tell you either one.

Girl Fact: We like to sing loudly while in the shower or driving in our cars, usually to guilty pleasure music like Taylor Swift, Gaga or Katy Perry. And no matter how unfortunate our singing voice is, in our minds we sound exactly like Kelly Clarkson.THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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